Chuck Norris Facts.

[krazykorean35]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doest get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

[Homer3D]

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[RrCoX22]

:lol: great thread!

[AnTTi Venom]

I still love the Chuck Norris facts... :lol:

[krazykorean35]

Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups, he pushes the earth down

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens, and dies.

Chuck Norris doesnt throwup when he drinks to much, he throws down!

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

[krazykorean35]

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[krazykorean35]

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